" Waaaaaaark! Come on and slam and welcome to the jam!

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witnessprotectionwithwings:

when your roleplay partner responds to a thread with something angsty as hell

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Ask my muse painfully personal questions


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catherinechandler:

do you ever look at a ship and think this is it, this is the one, this is the motherducking ship that’s ruined me for good and I will never ever be okay again

(ʘ‿ʘ✿)


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pilferess:

firaequis:

He was exhausted, rolling out of bed with a muttered curse at the insistent knocking, and opened the door in nothing but the first pair of boxers he’d snared off the pile of clothing on the floor. 

I can’t sleep

He wordlessly stepped back, and gestured for her to enter his place, closing the door behind her and leading her to the bedroom. He was too tired to deal with this, with whatever emotional crap she wanted to spout at him. 

"C’mon," he said, sprawling back into bed, holding up the blanket for her to scoot in. 

she was a bit shocked; there were no barrage of questions from him, no rejection, just a quiet acceptance. she suddenly felt guilty for waking him up — but at the same time, content with her choice.

she wordlessly followed after him, hesitating some when he crawled into the bed, but soon crawled right in. she wasn’t sure how close was too close, so she stayed close enough to feel his body heat without touching him; it’d be enough to help her sleep, knowing someone was there.

she’d made herself small at first, curling up into almost a ball. she looked up at seifer, giving him a small, grateful smile. ” thank you. “

 The problem with being large, sprawling, deliberately occupying as much of the bed as possible when he slept, was that once he shared it with someone, they were infringing upon his territory. 

Seifer reached, slung his arm around her waist, and pulled her close. If she was gonna take up space, it was going to be a mutually beneficial relationship— mostly, the borrowing of her body heat. 

“‘S fine,” he mumbled, sleep tainting his words, slurring them together. “Y’can come over whenever.” 


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thepricewasright:

 

"Fuck." Locke didn’t even bother to finish his, wiping his mouth angrily with the back of his arm. "I feel like I just dunked my head in a urinal."

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Still grimacing, he scanned the room and found a delightful couple: a fifty-ish-year-old man in a ragged denim vest with biker patches all over it, sitting beside a woman of indiscriminate age with hair bleached all to hell, and fake tits up to her neck. “Oh, man. I might not come back from this one.” Though he smirked through every word.

He snickered, and raised his bottle in both a mocking toast and a gesture for the bartender to bring him something that didn’t taste like goat piss. 

"Good luck, dude." He was going to need it in spades. "You want me to leave any last messages for anyone in case you don’t?" 


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Anonymous said: ✯ -Seifer

pilferess:

                                                      she couldn’t sleep.

it wasn’t anything new, of course, she’d wake up from nightmares all the time — but this was different. she couldn’t sleep because she was alone. she’d gotten so used to sleeping with people around her, and when no one was, it was a noticeable difference that kept her up.

yunie had tidus. paine — well, paine probably wouldn’t leave her place just to comfort her. lulu had her family, and auron was gone. she had no one. she’d never felt so alone.

when an idea popped into her head, she didn’t think, just acted. she hated this feeling, and wanted it gone. when she got there, though, she regretted not thinking it through, because she didn’t have a clue of what to say when he opened the door. she faltered, her mouth opening and closing several times, before she finally mustered something.

                                                      ” … i can’t sleep. “

He was exhausted, rolling out of bed with a muttered curse at the insistent knocking, and opened the door in nothing but the first pair of boxers he’d snared off the pile of clothing on the floor. 

I can’t sleep

He wordlessly stepped back, and gestured for her to enter his place, closing the door behind her and leading her to the bedroom. He was too tired to deal with this, with whatever emotional crap she wanted to spout at him. 

"C’mon," he said, sprawling back into bed, holding up the blanket for her to scoot in. 

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the-lonely-soul said: “Ѡ”

thepricewasright:

Locke spent several minutes committing to memory admiring the images before him, but he was a gentleman, and deleted them.

[text]: seifer u forwarded the wrong message bro

Fuck

That was not what he’d intended to send. 

[text]: son of a bitch. don’t ogle my girlfriend.

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xaedificare:

 

Ariadne was already taking off his tie.

"Love is a pretty strong word." And a little more dangerous than she’d like to admit. What they had was electric, overwhelming. And far, far too easy to get used to.

She all but dragged him out of the elevator as it hit their floor.

"C’mon. My room. Yours is probably a mess."

He had the zipper halfway down her dress before they’d even gotten to the door, and paused for half a second to yank the key card out of his jacket pocket.  Seifer backed her straight into the room once the door gave way. 

"Strongly like it, then,” he retorted, hands fisting in the hem of her dress and yanking it up over her head. 


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hearthewolfhowl:

antiherozero:

jim-is-fabby:

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satanhasclaimedthisblog:

tulililli:

missl0nelyhearts:

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Fun fact: If you are male and under the age of fifty and wearing one of these outfits, I will willingly have sex with you. Not even sure you need to be male.

Completely sure that you don’t need to be male.

Seriously, I’d fuck the suits. That’s not even a joke.

#if my boyfriend turned up to my house wearing any one of these he wouldnt be wearing it for long #sweet jesus

Fucking hell yes


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"I think the appropriate saying here is…’come hither’?"

Once he picked his jaw up off of the floor, it was one request he had absolutely no qualms about obeying. 


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posted August 31st with 2 notes -

sxfaia:

 

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⋛❦⋚ ——  ❝I-I’m not that h-helpless! …am I?

"Well, as long as you’re not moping, probably not." 


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PSA

witnessprotectionwithwings:

IF AT ANY POINT
YOU WANT TO DO AN AU
OR SOMETHING ON MY WISHLIST
WITH ME,
HIT ME UP BECAUSE THERE IS A 10000000000000000000% CHANCE I WILL SCREAM AND TACKLEHUG YOU AROUND THE NECK AND WRITE UP A STARTER


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phantasmal-knight replied to your post “phantasmal-knight replied to your photo:”….Thanks?”  ooc; bring dem…”

ooc; It’s truth tho - like wtf does Baelish do to protect his girls from syphillis? I:


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